The Forensically Talented Follower: “So… I will try to dance with that leader while his girlfriend is sitting out a tanda, and then she’ll thing that ….. …. …. , and he’ll think that ….. ….. ….., and the rest of the people will think that …. …. ….”
El Perro Milonguero: “WOW! These derivations rather belong to a forensics department! Please relax and enjoy the dance!”
Have you ever found yourself overthinking everything at a milonga?
El Perro has seen many things at milongas, but he was never able to figure out this one…:
Newly Arrived Follower: “I have just arrived to this milonga. Therefore, I will refuse any dance invitations…
…………. Any Leader:”Would you like to dance?”
–>Newly Arrived Follower Follower: “No. I just got here.”………
Can anyone try to explain the reasons behind this one? El Perro Milonguero is a little lost 🙂
Sad Follower: “That unskilled leader ruined my mood for the rest of the week.”
El Perro Milonguero: “YOU are the ONLY person who is in charge of YOUR mood… I am so sorry you chose to be in a bad mood this week. 😦 Have a cup of tea and come to our table!!! :):):)”
Have you ever left milonga in a bad mood? Why? What could be done to improve your mood?
Shy Leader: “I’m scared that if I make a mistake everyone will notice.”
El Perro Milonguero: “I hate to break your bubble, buddy, but look at this crowded dance floor. No one will notice and no one will care.”
Do you ever worry about making mistakes on the dance floor? Do you care? How do you overcome your anxiety? Share your thoughts and El Perro would love to help put!